Mullening

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Miller Grove

Only at Miller Grove is a catchphrase used in various memes and image macros to express either the absurdity of a location or the exaggeration of absurdity. Based on an image of a high school student reading, presumably at Miller Grove high school in Georgia, the phrase serves a similar nonsensical and recursive style as My Man Kevin on the Ledge and Shit.

"Dis nigga ass reading a book, only at miller grove"

by Abu2020 October 18, 2020

Dave Miller

The gay purple eggplant
The kiddie strangler
The guy who said: Hey kids, i'm gonna strangle ya with a string of sausages, i'm so fuckin creative.

Person 1: Dave Miller
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: DAVE MILLER

by SSteriotypical February 8, 2022

Muelleresque

An adjective describing a deliberate, unhurried and exacting focus such as that demonstrated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

The Muelleresque ballet unfolds in stark contrast to the ham-footed bungledance of the Simpleton in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.

If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?

by Eddy January 17, 2008

mollering

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.

messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.

by cody kory February 9, 2005

Millering

Having different drinks in front of you at once.

Why do you have all of those drinks.
I have a white wine for the fish, a red for the steak, a champagne for the toast and I'm just finishing this beer.
Oh so you're Millering.

by Chooch August 16, 2013