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sport mullet

A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.
That chick's sport mullet reminds me of a Mad Max character.
by jodhisattva December 18, 2008
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Tyler Muller

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.
Tyler Muller is E :)
by This is just a joke boi November 5, 2019
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rat tail mullet

the hair style famous in the 90's and still in Hawaii and the South. Usually worn by a boy with short hair, he has a small braid, strand of hair, or a curl that goes to the middle of his neck.
Levi from the film jesus camp has a rat tail mullet
by emmyab October 30, 2007
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mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Mulfed

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.
There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.
by Will.L September 17, 2018
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Scene Mullet

A hairstyle in the scene community,which is like a mullet but is more modern and more stylish.The scene mullet is more feminem than masquelin.In the front of the mullet is "spiked" with hairspray and/or gel.The back is long and sometimes with extensions.Usually the hair color consists of multiple colors,such as:Black,Bleach Blonde,Red,Etc.I personally have seen a rainbow scene mullet.
1:"Woah,Look At That Scene Mullet!"
2:"I Want One,Theyre So Spikey."
1:"Spikey?!"
2:"Yeah Look At The Front!"
by KaelynnMara August 3, 2007
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mullet tag

Rule 1
When you see a Mullet, be the first to call it and punch all of your friends. Call out "Mullet!" as you sock them in the arm. Depending on the severity of the mullet, adjust the applied pressure of the fist accordingly. As in, the standard middle age guy mullet, just punch them. If it's like a Kentucky Waterfall or a Meximullet, you should be trying to knock them off of their chair.

Rule 2
The "That's not a Mullet!" cry from the punched. Mullet is defined as, "Business in the front and party in the back," by all authorities on the subject. If you are the first to see a questionable mullet, it is up to you to punch for it, or cry out "Void Mullet," meaning that you see it but it hardly qualifies as a mullet, and you don not wish to be hit in return. You can not apply the void mullet exception to a blatant mullet just because you are a pussy and do not wish to be hit.

Rule 3
The "Mullet Free Zone." Because of the staggering punishment that may be evoked by certain places and events, all parties can agree on a temporary truce to mullet tag. This truce is temporary, and only implies the actual place or event. Like if we go into a Wal-Mart, and declare a truce because it's unemployment check day, the "Mullet Free Zone," is only for the interior of the store, unless otherwise stated, so if we follow a mullet out of the store, it's fair game immediately after the door frame.

Penalties, since you will always have one friend challenging every mullet he gets punched for, when the hair is determined to be a true mullet, then he receives one penalty punch. Simply asking "Where?" does not imply a challenge, you as the Mullet Puncher do have the responsibility of pointing out a mullet for which punching has been issued. If the hair is not a true mullet upon further inspection, the Mullet Puncher receives one, wide open and no ducking, return punch.
Last week was Welfare Wednesday. I got my ass kicked in Mullet Tag, when we went to Wal-mart
by Aegis1984 January 20, 2006
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