Dirty mudflap

When you pass a wet fart on someones tongue as they are licking your anus.

I had mexican food last night and I accidently gave Mindy a dirty mudflap.

by Freakshow 1975 September 11, 2006

memphis mudflap

When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.

ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Sticky Mudflap

When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.

"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a sticky mudflap"

by S. Gay January 26, 2006

mexican mudflap

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.

Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.

by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 1, 2009

Dutch Mudflap

When you finger your own anus, then slide the feces between your partners labia.

“Oh my God, I can’t believe Luke gave me Dutch Mudflaps”

“Promise me you won’t Dutch Mudflap me again!”

by rai7ins May 20, 2020

alaskan mudflap

The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.

Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.

Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole

by Rise and grind it's anal time May 18, 2017

Missouri mudflap

A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.

by spanishfly May 13, 2005