ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 06, 2011
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Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.
Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!
by SoccerTeas November 03, 2013
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