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Mozzarella

Mozzarella is a type of cheese made from Italian buffalo's milk by the pasta filata method. Mozzarella is also used in popular dishes throughout many countries, though originally Italian.
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
- Michael O'Leary
by negativecr33p December 10, 2017
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mozza

He is the sickest mofo on the planet, he is so sick ebola looks up to him and is like "that's one sick mofo".
Person One: Damn you so sick homie
mozza: yah, I know.
Person Two: yah cos he's mozza.
by habibski December 28, 2005
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mozza

Well we made a right mozza of that, didn't we?

Ohh she just fell over, what a mozza!
by bjagu July 11, 2010
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Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
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Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.
Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."
by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017
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Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.
Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.
by stiltmaster September 13, 2022
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