lawn mower

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.

1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!

by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010

Lawn mower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes

I gave your husband a lawn mower

by Lova man May 17, 2015

lawn mower

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.

You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?

by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007

Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

lawn mower showdown

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017

joshua mower

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

by bill shakespear January 25, 2018