A mosher is usually someone who due to having no friends as a child at school (usually around the age of 13) Decides the only way an outcast like themselves will ever have any social interaction will be to suddenly declare they are sooooooo individual and join the other 50 lonely outcasts in the school by wearing daft baggy clothes and listening to American rock bands that are soooooo individual. These bands are so individual in fact that they sell millions of copies around the world. Very individual I’m sure you agree.
By joining this individual group the "mosher" then finds themselves with the chance at a social life, all be it with other outcasts.
When in a group they like to fantasise about beating up "chavs and "townies” They do this sometimes to let off the steam and pain of having been forced to exist as a freak solely to get friendship from other freaks.
“Moshers” sometimes like to go on websites and say how much they hate chavs and would beat one up if they had a chance. But in reality usually have been bullied and beaten by chavs their whole entire lives and would run the next time they saw one. They get so angry about this fact they often set up websites such as chavscum to rant about it, while usually the chavs they rant about have much more interesting things to do than sit around making websites to say how much they hate other people.
By joining this individual group the "mosher" then finds themselves with the chance at a social life, all be it with other outcasts.
When in a group they like to fantasise about beating up "chavs and "townies” They do this sometimes to let off the steam and pain of having been forced to exist as a freak solely to get friendship from other freaks.
“Moshers” sometimes like to go on websites and say how much they hate chavs and would beat one up if they had a chance. But in reality usually have been bullied and beaten by chavs their whole entire lives and would run the next time they saw one. They get so angry about this fact they often set up websites such as chavscum to rant about it, while usually the chavs they rant about have much more interesting things to do than sit around making websites to say how much they hate other people.
The mosher was sitting and quivering fearing his next beating at the hand of the local popular kids.
The mosher finally hit 21 and decided to become normal and cut his hair seems as the hell of his school life was over
The mosher finally hit 21 and decided to become normal and cut his hair seems as the hell of his school life was over
by Craig Jester November 21, 2006
Get the mosher mug.Apparently a term coined by scallys to describe a group of people that one used to refer to, depending on musical affiliation and degree of back-combing as jitters, metallers, goths etc. Being an exogonously applied term (by scallies), the musical affiliation is no longer critical to enable qualification as a mosher, with the result that moshers may display more catholic tastes than their counterparts of 20 years ago. A scally will identify a mosher firstly by their innocent demeanour, secondly by their friendship bands and embossed rubber bracelets and lastly by their (generally black, scruffy) clothing. Moshers' clothing is scruffy by design, even when their mums have washed and pressed them fresh that morning. Most moshers, like scallys, will display a degree of fragile self-satisfaction that diminishes upon contact with life's realities. Likely to have no recollection of being a mosher by the age of 25, the mosher is the perfect antithesis to the scally. Coincidentally, the scally's period of gestation into standard, working class nobody is the same as a mosher's into standard, middle class nobody.
If you have friends with an inflated sense of their own individuality, it is possible that they were moshers in their youth and are still growing out of it.
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sum1 hu dresses in an unfashionable manner using make up to the extent that they look like clowns, normally they like rock music n rock out. they also have a wierd sense of humour n speak in a wierd tone of voice.
normal person - look at that mosher lets push him in that pond
mosher - ahhh shit ive jus been pushed in a pond because i look like im wearing a gimp suite
mosher - ahhh shit ive jus been pushed in a pond because i look like im wearing a gimp suite
by The G's October 11, 2007
Get the mosher mug.oh people dont like me anymore as i am now - a normal... should i go mosher and throw on some shit ass plastic jewlery?
by Amiee December 18, 2005
Get the Mosher mug.a mosher is a person who likes to listen to music such as cradle of filth and slipknot. the 3 main features of a mosher are these;
1.greasy skin
2.black clothes (possibly with badges or some other garbage on them).
3.the loud horrible music (if you can call it music) blasting out of thier mp3 players.
a moshers main rival is the chav. moshers likes to say things behind chavs back, but wont say a word to thier faces. a truly pathetic mosher will be in his/her early 20s that still hang armound with the 12 to 16 year olds grease balls *ahem* moshers. anouther feature of a mosher is that they like to jump around alot and most of them are just the school outcasts looking for something to rebel againt. anyway moshers should be avoided at all costs they may bite and many of them have head lice and crabs from thier dogs.
1.greasy skin
2.black clothes (possibly with badges or some other garbage on them).
3.the loud horrible music (if you can call it music) blasting out of thier mp3 players.
a moshers main rival is the chav. moshers likes to say things behind chavs back, but wont say a word to thier faces. a truly pathetic mosher will be in his/her early 20s that still hang armound with the 12 to 16 year olds grease balls *ahem* moshers. anouther feature of a mosher is that they like to jump around alot and most of them are just the school outcasts looking for something to rebel againt. anyway moshers should be avoided at all costs they may bite and many of them have head lice and crabs from thier dogs.
mosher1:have you downloaded the new slipknot song yet?
mosher2:no
mosher1:why?
mosher2:i can use my typing hand anymore ive slashed my wrists too many times.
mosher1:i love the devil rock ooooooonnnnn!!!!
mosher2:woooo!
mosher2:no
mosher1:why?
mosher2:i can use my typing hand anymore ive slashed my wrists too many times.
mosher1:i love the devil rock ooooooonnnnn!!!!
mosher2:woooo!
by Shady Man July 31, 2008
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Also an idiot.
Also an idiot.
*Kid walks down the street wearing a hood*
*Group of Moshers attack the kid*
*Moshers walk away and shake their head about messing up their hair like the pure idiots they are*
*Group of Moshers attack the kid*
*Moshers walk away and shake their head about messing up their hair like the pure idiots they are*
by jayjayyeah February 28, 2010
Get the Mosher mug.Someon who likes metal music, would wear tight jeans, have long hair and eyeliner along with band t shirts. you had to be anorexic to be a mosher/emo. They were hated by chavs who were seen as more rough scruffy people more prone to being on the warpath, moshers would just mind their own. I remember a pubI used to go to and on at least one occasion a gang of chavs were trying to intimidate us all by staring, just waiting for an excuse to start a fight or an argument (what you lookin at bruv?) I also remember a kid at school saying to me are you a mosher ten times demanding an answer and I felt uneasy. I also remember another asking me where concerts were so he could start fights in mosh pits. Needless to say, neither of them became friends. It is funny looking back because nobody uses these terms anymore. As teenagers for me (2004-2010 roughly) everyone had to be labelled. Kind of ridiculous really. Me and a friend have had this discussion, I said nobody uses the terminology anymore and he observed that maybe they do and we just do not hear it because we do not hang out with 16 year olds. True but if you look on this website how many other entries than this are from December 2025? Most will be 2004-2010 roughly. I could go on but this website does not nearly allow enough words.
Are you a mosher? A lot of mosher kids from college hang out in town (not necessarily an insult). Ye I was a bit of a mosher. I wore band tees and always had my headphones in.
by Zovuvazz the destroyer December 18, 2025
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