The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

Mordenkainen

Legendary wizard of dungeons and dragons, several basic spells were created by him.

Player1: I cast Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound to guard me while I rest.

by GrifMoNeY December 1, 2003

Ricardo Moreno

A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.

Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yeah, im a ricardo moreno
Woman: damn right bitch

by gugugaga999vengarayas April 22, 2009

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

Morten Andersen

6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982

The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.

Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.

by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004

Morena

Spanish word for dark females. Usually dark hispanics.

I am hispanic but you can't tell because my mom is a morena.

by Eddie Kain January 3, 2006

Morgenshtern

Morgenshtern is a russian shit-rapper.

-Ew what’s that?
-it’s a new Morgenshtern’s song..
-Pls, turn it down and get the hell out of my house!

-what a strange pineapple..
-no dude, it’s Morgenshern

by anonimus bigus dickus December 11, 2020