dumbass mort

He's actually saying Dumbass MARK not mort. White boys born after 1992 shouldn't try to define terms in era video games about the same year.

"mark"
adj. A person identified as a loser, "buster" or a person who is easy to scam or hustle. Its origin is from that of gangsters and hitmen who would refer to their intended victim as a "mark."
"That fool was a buster-ass mark!"

by More Cowbell! February 1, 2005

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

petite mort

Little Death; Orgasm

After having sex, Mary had a petite mort.

by DebbieMaeSaunders April 19, 2015

Angle morts

When a car driver cant see a spot or its impossible too see then its called angle morts amd theres a sticker for reckless drivers like your alcoholic grandfather

Quandile dingle: Damn i saw in a truck an angle morts sticker telling me that the driver cant see me
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks

by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023

Petit Mort

Orgasm, plain and simple.

Because the intense feeling of cumming can feel like dieing a little - 'Petit Mort' = 'Little Death'

Yeah can't think of an example using petit mort. You really wouldn't use it in a non-french sentence anyway. don't bug me

by Lloyd Happy October 5, 2007

Mort Maneuver

An action done in response to a difficult situation or differing mathematical problems. The Mort Maneuver is commonly used to get the same denominator on a complex fraction. It should be noted that the Mort Maneuver is an all-encompassing term signifying that one is going to solve any problem or predicament that is presented to them.

Dude, I'm going to have to pull a Mort Maneuver on this complex fraction problem.

by OttoVonBismark23 October 25, 2022

Pulling a Mort

Dating your friend's EX after they have broken up

Jake's friend Brad asked his EX out, Brad is Pulling a Mort

by guesstheynevermisshuh January 19, 2019