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morning glory flower 

When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.
I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.

morning glory coffee 

to have sex
Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

Morning Glory Rooster(s) 

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

Morning glory seeds 

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.
Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

morning glory muffin 

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

what's the story morning glory? 

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over
hey, what's the story morning glory?