Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Mopped

When someone gets punched in the face and gets laid out (K.O).

Yo did you see alex yesterday??.. This Nigga Got Mopped..

by datkiddaj February 20, 2009

moppie

The master of all, The great Peach of the fruits, The Mopperizer

I am the great moppie

by ray March 26, 2005

Mipple

The Male Nipple.

Also refered to as moob

"Wow you have serious Mipples!"

by Lauraaawwwrr October 31, 2007

Mipples

Man nipples

man!!! my mipples got twisted by that girl last night and man did it feel good

by djshaggyd March 6, 2009