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Moon Gooning 

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.
Moon Gooning by Magnesius February 26, 2024
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moon gooning 

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
moon gooning by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

moon gooning 

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
I and my friends went moon gooning mom.
moon gooning by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Moon Gooning 

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

Moon Gooning 

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
Moon Gooning by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024

Moon Gooning 

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.
Moon Gooning by Shrel-El April 6, 2024