mononole

A simple game of checkers where one player is red (Native American) and one player is black (black).

Bruh, dis bitch finna Mononole on me; what should I tell her? “Yes I’m down or No I’m not down to mononole tonight...too tired.”

by T-ravthelegend March 23, 2019

mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormon Gangbang

Get rich quick scheme invented by dream thieves and creepers.

Guy 1: Did you here about Jon's new plan, he's developed an app to steal hot girls' instagram pictures as they're posted?

Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.

by Jon f/k/a Moped Bandito July 19, 2017

Mormon knees

Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.

I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.

by VallejoRob August 26, 2009

mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.

Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005