Le Monke

Le Monke is an image, that will guarantee to make you cry. Unless you have HIV, though.

Person: Have you ever cried while watching Le Monke?
Person2: Of course, what kind of a question is that?

by Frogmans February 1, 2019

Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015

booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monke

Something you should return to.

Return to monke

by Xathros December 11, 2020

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

by actiondon April 18, 2009