lane monitor

A driver who sees it as their responsibility to drive the speed limit so others won't speed.

I was late because a pair of lane monitors in parallel had the whole freeway crawling.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

21" monitor

an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary.

Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.

by towlie October 2, 2002

hall monitor

Having sex in or around school grounds.

John:I totally fucked this chick in the science lab!
Joey:Oh so you were a hall monitor.

by michael smego January 18, 2008

line monitor

me, marjorie, i monitor lines.

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor

by marjorie June 1, 2003

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 August 24, 2008

Hall monitor

Someone who watches the halls at all times at your school. They will give you looks. They will break your bones

Person 1 oh no its the HALL MONITOR
person 2 get over it shes nice
Person 1 havent you heard she broke someones arm

by Tjfcm1781o January 17, 2020

Monitor the Ocie

Crowd the Donna derives its slang origins from this mysterious term, whose use is attributed to the "Human Dictionary of Slang", Doc Dauber, a mysterious figure who floated through various social circles in affluent New York neighborhoods in the 1920s.

The word "Ocie" itself has no known definition and vague origins, though some believe it to be an acronym

I'd like to monitor his ocie.

I'd love to, but I have to monitor my ocie tonight.

by Chadwick Busby February 3, 2004