A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.
I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!
by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017
by kilrathi May 28, 2005
during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.
by ronald franken July 24, 2008
A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking
by Dpaugh January 3, 2009
A giant turd.
by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017
by Kravin Moorehead September 9, 2008
you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.
You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.
by Lemonjello Walker September 18, 2007