ass mongler

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

cock mongler

someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks

Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler

by Darryl February 5, 2003

monglot

Someone who lives and breathes Mongolia, and slow slices you if you disrespect Atilla the hun

Dude 1: Woh, Derek what the fuck happened to your arms?
Derek: Dated a monglot once, Started charizarding her and then she just slow sliced it off.

by arabinthemist September 12, 2013

ass mongle

A person who rapes old men up the ass.

Friend 1: "hey bro, my old neighbor raped me up the ass"

Friend 2: "Wow dude, what an ass Mongle"

by Buttmunchinmagee May 8, 2016

Crack Mongler

Derrogatory term one who hordes crack.

Jimmy is a crack mongler

by Stan Morrow April 7, 2003

mongle

v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated

Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004