eBay mong

Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.

A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.

The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.

Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................

by antiseptic April 4, 2013

Bong mong

When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you

Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.

by Deborahdoo June 26, 2016

Monta

Monta is the type of person to say fuck it and do it, she loves living on the edge and creating adventurous memories. She’s a strong beautiful girl and no one quite knows what she’s been through, she is a smart, keen, determined individual, destined to make a change in the world. A Monta is an hilarious girl and has the personality of a comedian, she has much confidence but lacks patience and her moody outlet being blunt just adds to her personality. She’s a forgiving kind person willing to make people smile even if she’s having a bad day, she wants so be somebody, an individual, like no one else. She does not care whether people like her or love her, she just is herself and no one can change that. She’s a real keeper for a friend and will create the best memories with you.

Have you heard of Monta?

Yes! She’s so cool!!

by Chichenn nuggeett June 1, 2019

MONG

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

by noah_oxf February 28, 2023

Monta Ellis

A Beast Guard For The Golden State Warriors. Arguably The Fastest Guy In The NBA.Even Tho He Has Ugly And-1 Shoes. Hes Still Beast.

Monta Ellis Is The One Man Fast Break. He'll Kick Chuck Norris's Ass.

by Black Josh January 15, 2008

Great Googa Mooga

Expression of surprise or exasperation. Similar to "Goodness gracious." Never a popular saying, but was used sparsely in the 1950's and 1960's. Probably a forerunner of great googly moogly.

"Great Googa Mooga, can't you hear me talkin' to ya?"
The Temptations - 'Ball of Confusion'

by tantiboh September 8, 2005

Mogga

When your typing nigga and it comes out mogga

Person 1: Yo my mom just got me a bucket of chicken
Person 2: Lol what a mogga
Person 1: MOGGA!
Person 2: MOGGA

by ooDooV January 8, 2011