Molted Nest

mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.

ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"

by phoobin December 19, 2011

Moled Out

The Euphoric state your body and mind feel after taking a fat fucking mole.

Damn that last mole got me feeling Moled out

by I am the Moleman January 24, 2018

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

The Moped

a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. Something like the village bycicle.

'eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her'

by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011

mopedable

Within a reasonable distance that can be ridden via moped.

Hey you wanna goto the bar tonight?
Is it mopedable?
Fuck yea!
You can get drunk and make it home no problem on your moped!
Fuck yea!

by MoBettah August 23, 2011