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A school in Baltimore, MD full of people so stupid, it's amazing they are able to dress themselves in the morning. Too crowded hallways, with people stopping to talk to someone they saw just 5 minutes ago, making you late for your class ('cause they can't hear "excuse me!" or they just don't care). Where people in the class don't do their work and 5 minutes before it's due, they ask to see your paper, but even you don't know what's going on because 90% of the class was talking about stupid shit and you couldn't hear the teacher. In other words, if you really want to learn something, don't come here. If you made the mistake of applying here, ha good luck.
You: What high school do you go to?

Me: Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

You: what? where's that?

Me: Hell
by AngelDoll August 15, 2011
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Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.
'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'
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Medical chicken

A chicken that cures depression, anxiety,and cancer
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Medical bitch

A person who is obsessed with doctors offices , waiting rooms emergency rooms. Will take up precious bed space at the hospital for a zit/ pimple. Will have a huge collection of ointments and antibiotics. Will never get answers for ongoing existing medical conditions.
That guy went to the Bancroft doctors office two hours away. Because he’s a medical bitch !
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medical-grade asshole

An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
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Medical Gown

As ubiquitous as the medical gowns found in hospitals worldwide. Just like these gowns offer the basic necessity of coverage in a clinical setting, items or assets at the Medical Gown tier are foundational and easy to obtain. They are the standard issue, no-frills options that serve as the starting point for anyone venturing into the field.
1. Even with her medical gown simplicity, she found a way to outsmart her jewel-encrusted opponents in the arena.

2. His medical gown attire did little to intimidate the other players, but his skillful play spoke volumes.
by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023
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3rd Medical Battalion

Forward Fleet Marine Force unit in Okinawa Japan subordinate to III MST (Moral Suppression Team).
Better off dead than 3rd Med (3rd Medical Battalion)
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