also spelled, Mistledeez
noun (a THING).
Mistletoe, when worn to a male's bellybutton, pubic region, or penis. Anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer's pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.
Portmanteau of mistletoe and Deeez Nuuuts.
noun (a THING).
Mistletoe, when worn to a male's bellybutton, pubic region, or penis. Anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer's pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.
Portmanteau of mistletoe and Deeez Nuuuts.
Rob used velcro to attach some mistletoe to his happy trail. Mistledeez activated!
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Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.
I originally met Tiffany last December when she gave me a huge luscious "lips-to-lips" under da mistletow.
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