One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010

mispeled

the misspelled way of writing misspelled, usually misspelled as a joke.

mispeled: how literally everything on urban dictionary is

by patcat November 5, 2019

missed high five

When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.

Bob: i just won £1000000000

Rob: Missed high five!

by booooooob January 24, 2007

milped

To be defeated in a hand of poker, either by luck or skill. For an official milping to be registered, it must be discreetly video recorded (or at a filmed table) and announced aloud after the hand, to clearly let the opponent know that he has been milled, big time. Contrary to most showboating, gloating, and jackassery following a poker win (e.g., SHIP IT), the Milper must balance with an otherwise humble attitude and love for the game. He must also announce when he has been milled.

Oh man...7-9 is my favorite hand. You just got milped, big time.

by H24E April 2, 2019

Misperfection

For idiots who can’t remember the term imperfection so they make something up

My face took years of misperfection

by Ftghy November 22, 2018

Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.

Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

by babyzierad December 13, 2009