A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.
"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."
" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."
" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."
by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

the largest size of milkers, normally called womens breasts, but can also be on men with bowl haircuts.
person 1: shane has been getting pretty fat recently, he is starting to form z milkers.
person 2: he also has that weird bowl haircut?
person 2: he also has that weird bowl haircut?
by RoccoIsGay August 22, 2021

When a human with two X chromosomes resembling an older woman, (usually a mother like appearance) sport sum fat fuckin boobies
by Horrum February 16, 2021

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.
"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"
by stropmag October 3, 2006

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by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021
