military pilot 

A carefully selected and highly trained operator of frightfully expensive and incredibly dangerous aerial machinery whose life insurance should be far more expensive than it probably is.

What do you get when you cross a military pilot with a turkey? An accident-prone turkey.

military pilot by lawman83 June 15, 2007

Military Member 

A person or animal that is associated with being part of the military; especially those in active duty or reserves.

Joseph was angry that his friend was pretending to be a military member.

Military Member by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Military Wife 

Legally allowed to screw with government property.

Only a military wife...

Military Wife by Surgtech April 14, 2015

Military Veteran 

One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.

Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"

Military Veteran by Eric Luz December 31, 2013

military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.

military precision by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

military nerd 

One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders

will criticize military games for being unrealistic

military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"

"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"

military nerd by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008

Military Hit

One hit of the psychedelic drug 2C-I which is a phenethylamine of the 2C family.

Hey man, you got any military hits or hyper glitter?

Military Hit by Skizla February 8, 2007