Medging

Big night on the pills,

fritting like fuck
wake up next morning dislocated jaw, lip chewed off

trouble with the mrs

Did see Steve last night, he was medging the fuck out

by Medge May 28, 2011

midgina

The vagina of a midget.

A man pulled a midget at a bar, but when they got back to his place he refused to have sex with her. He got out a flesh-light (see lovehoney.com) and said, "Sorry, love, I don't do midgina's."

by emileh May 18, 2008

minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

minging

Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads

Down the pub and you drink till you drop

by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

minging

(M)ucky (I)nept (N)o (G)ood - this is what ming means

by alan May 15, 2003