dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge

by Venox2 July 9, 2021

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)

Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair

by Cuikk August 26, 2025

e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height

guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!

by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009