“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith
“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.
“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.
“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.
“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.
“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.
“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.
by Trinity:) October 30, 2019
Let's meet in the mess hall after the Bob Hope USO show. I prefer the mess hall any day to k rations.
by needtoknowbasis November 23, 2013
Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"
Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
by Des ;) June 11, 2008
aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."
Or
"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
Or
"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
by Rob May 17, 2004
by Mc Sniper October 09, 2013
Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?
Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010
by I_win_ January 29, 2018