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melkor

The evil first Dark Lord of Middle Earth. He was the most powerful of the ainur race and in the Valar division. He was more powerful than Sauron, by loads, as Sauron was only of the Maiar, though among the most powerful. Eventually Melkor was known as Morgoth, he anihilated Elves and Men but Valar sealed him away until Dagor Dagorath
Big Baddie in all Middle-Earth
by Alterous November 16, 2003
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Marko

The sexiest guy on the planet and the best sex you will ever have. If you are a hot girl he will attack you..
He will find you........ and he will fuck you
You walk down the street and then bang
Marko appeared
by Densnyggastekungenever December 12, 2016
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Lower Merion High School

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009
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MERK CITY

This City is located in central South Carolina off of I-95 South, with a population of 40,000 Sumter was statistically voted one of the most dangerous places not only The United States but the world. Also home of Hip Hop's rising artist "B.R." Who grew up in Friendship Apts. aka "The Boat", then moved to Board St. his raps put Sumter on watch to the rest of the world wit songs like "So South Cracc" "Daroce" and "All About Money" So with that being said...In the opinions of our researchers "With the murder rate still on the rise IF U CAN....STAY THE AWAY FROM THERE"
sumter merk city rap B.R. south carolina hip hop the boat 803 843 metro the met mr 803 t.i. jezzy lil ru
by Dr. Mesolina April 11, 2010
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Upper Merion Township

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.
The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.
by aquarius32 June 24, 2010
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menkoed

The ending of a relationship between two heterosexual caucasians due to the unfortunte circumstance occuring when a man of African American descent takes the caucasian girl to the dance floor and/or back to his place leaving you embarressed, alone, and in a hormonal rage which directly results in drunk texting and other unbenevilant hate messaages.
Joey the Rose got Menkoed at the bull
by joey the rose June 19, 2008
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Merk Mode

To completely pwn in a video game when in a party with your friends and to be completely silent until you die. Once you die you say fuck and then go back to being silent.
MERK MODE ENGAGE!!!!! (5 minutes later.....) fuck.
by theman4499 December 11, 2009
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