Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked

Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!

by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008

deep menu

A descriptor for food items that are very culturally unique.

"I'm up for some deep menu Chinese food right now, what do you guys think?"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"

by Neat Grease September 29, 2018

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.

You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.

by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009

Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

dollar menu

cheap, often not well made; often 100% trash

person 1: hey man look at that tight ride
person 2: man stfu. that piece of shit car is dollar menu

by ncapets October 17, 2006

Open Menu

When an escort offers all activities to their client.

she has an open menu so i'm hoping to at least get dfk, cim, a BBBJ and MPOS.

by bunny betches October 23, 2016

Dropping The Menu

Dropping the Menu is when you take a big shit, then look in the bowl, and realize, you've pooped several possible combinations of types of poo in one sitting.

Dropping The Menu will be easy after eating all this food. I'll have a floater, a sinker, two and a half colors, some sauce, and some deer pellets.

by Wolf Pellets April 19, 2011