Megashark

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

mamashimada

Usually female, a genji obsessed overwatch fan who hates reaper because she thinks it’s lowkey overpowered. Also usually hates fortnite and “gamer girls”

Look, it’s a disgusting mamashimada. Watch her mock my choice of character in overwatch just because she picks genji for his weeb sword

by TotallyNotAMemer December 24, 2018

McMastering

Acting Stupid.

Look at him out there McMastering.

He sure did McMaster that interview.

by Hoe Hay March 23, 2020

Dick Measuring

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

by jlong17543 August 2, 2009

Last Measure

A nasty website that spawns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various porn pics. Accompanied by a loud sound clip: "HEY EVERYBODY!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!"

What to do when encountering Last Measure:
1. Turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. Turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(If you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. Hard reboot the computer.

As I'm writing this, I just got Last Measure'd and had to hard reboot the computer.

by Oxeye Daisy November 12, 2008