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Buffalo meltdown

The act of cumming on your partners chest and then heating it up with a hairdryer. After blow drying that puppy, take some tortilla chips and scoop it up and eat it as if it were buffalo chicken dip. Easily my favorite sexual act!
I would give a guy from 217 Littell Hall the sexiest, wettest, kinkiest buffalo meltdown this world has ever seen.
by Mike pagona November 2, 2016
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Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices
LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.
by Chebsac October 26, 2020
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Atomic meltdown

After a particularly undercooked meal atomic meltdown can occur, leaving toxic sludge on the back pan of your toilet from violent diarrhoea.
After that curry last night I had the worst atomic meltdown, the Mrs vomited cleaning the toilet afterwards.
by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020
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Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
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full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.
I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.
by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022
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weltdowns

A combination of meltdown and welts, this is a wicked number of incidents combined with a low-level severity of pain associated with each incident. It is not life threatening, but it can ruin your day and keeps stress at a level that is neither fun nor sustainable.
Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?

Yeah, but the number of weltdowns in the office that we came back to on Monday almost didn't make it worthwhile. I couldn't get my head above water for even a few minutes during my shift.
by J-Effit November 30, 2009
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meldowned

When every inappropriate, bigoted, mysoginistic comment, rant, or rage one makes is mysteriously taped (typically by an audio device) and shared through every possible media outlet.
Guy One - "Did you ______ (fill in the blank with one of the following: read the news, see Wikipedia, read the blog, hear the radio.....) about what Mel Gibson said to his girlfriend?"
Guy Two - " Can't miss it but I was thinking, Jessie Jackson wasn't meldowned like this when he made that hymie town comment."
by tankmantank July 14, 2010
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