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Microwaved Mel Gibson 

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.
There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer 

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Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer

Mel Gibsoned 

To become beligerently drunk and make very bad decisions.
Riggs got Mel Gibsoned and jumped through the glass at 7-11. He then decided he wanted a carton of cigarettes and some fried pork skins. They would not serve him.
Mel Gibsoned by Dane Moreton August 2, 2006

Mel Gibsoning 

The act of running at someone or something and stabbing it at an upward angle with an object not meant to be a spear.
Movies have a lot of examples of Mel Gibsoning, like originally in the Patriot when Mel Gibson stabbed a red coat with a flag pole

Mel Gibsoned 

The state you find yourself in when you use a bong to smoke tabbaco
He won’t want to do the weekly grocery shop, he’s mel gibsoned