Meeting Induced Panic 

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

Meeting Induced Panic by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

meeting Kim 

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

meeting Kim by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

Meeting Pants 

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

Meeting Pants by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

Meeting With Mr. Takashita 

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.

I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.

Meeting With Mr. Takashita by Naris August 21, 2019

Meeting Fucked 

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

Meeting Fucked by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020

meeting mel 

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player

a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."

meeting mel by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1232 September 27, 2020

Meeting the toad 

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

Meeting the toad by suckmah October 27, 2020