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Coochie McGuire

My Coochie McGuire hurts after last night with Tyrone.
by Emdawg23443 October 12, 2021
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McGuire

A kid who enjoys banging giant whale sized women.
That McGuire guy loves hitting the gurb
by Cookie2002 November 24, 2021
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McGuired

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.
"that pot McGuired him badly"
by StegoMaster October 27, 2009
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Casey McGuire

Casey McGuire is a direct descendant of Ronald McDonald. Casey has many bad tan lines across his body making him look like he switched teams mid battle.
Hey look, it’s Casey McGuire!
Casey, what are those tan lines?
by Seen J May 4, 2023
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Savannah McGuire

The most “two-faced” girl you will ever meet (in a good way). I say this cuz she is so kind and shy to people who don’t know her too well, but the second she gets out of school and onto those damn signature cruises of hers... Shit’s. Goin. Down. Everyone knows her for her cruises. She parties, drinks, dances, plays, and works hard until she drops dead. She is the definition of “Work hard. Play hard”. All the guys at school always stare at her beauty or secretly take pictures of her ass and she doesn’t have a clue. She has dark brown hair ( it almost looks black) and is never pale or “washed out”. She has absolutely no interest in guys younger than her cuz she knows they’re too immature for her. She gets straight A’s in school without even trying cuz she’s just THAT GIRL. She’s always down to talk. Go to her for advice cuz she always knows what to do. She will never lie to you ( except maybe about her past). Become friends with her and you won’t regret it. Marry that girl cus I can’t...
Guy 1: look at her, she’s so fun and just flat out gorgeous

Guy 2: yeah I know, she’s such a Savannah McGuire
by Swirrlygymnast1424 October 20, 2020
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Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.
by Ler Hit May 31, 2021
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Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025
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