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McGuired

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.
"that pot McGuired him badly"
by StegoMaster October 27, 2009
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Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.
by Ler Hit May 31, 2021
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Thotty McGuire

In Lizzy McGuire she had a cartoon version of herself that acted as her conscience . She also played on her desk and did random stuff like that but she was...dumb. A thotty McGuire is a person who is just plain stupid or dumb or a dumb thot.
by Ifeellikepablo18 August 31, 2018
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lizzy mcguire

“put the fire to lizzy mcguire and get higher… light the liz, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor October 5, 2022
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Coochie McGuire

My Coochie McGuire hurts after last night with Tyrone.
by Emdawg23443 October 12, 2021
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Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025
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McGuire

An infected lesion that forms in a flesh food of an obese person’s inner thigh.
Wow dude that McGuire looks like a vagina with a yeast infection!
by BigD710 July 12, 2024
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