Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Casey McGuire

Casey McGuire is a direct descendant of Ronald McDonald. Casey has many bad tan lines across his body making him look like he switched teams mid battle.

Hey look, it’s Casey McGuire!
Casey, what are those tan lines?

by Seen J May 4, 2023

Savannah McGuire

The most “two-faced” girl you will ever meet (in a good way). I say this cuz she is so kind and shy to people who don’t know her too well, but the second she gets out of school and onto those damn signature cruises of hers... Shit’s. Goin. Down. Everyone knows her for her cruises. She parties, drinks, dances, plays, and works hard until she drops dead. She is the definition of “Work hard. Play hard”. All the guys at school always stare at her beauty or secretly take pictures of her ass and she doesn’t have a clue. She has dark brown hair ( it almost looks black) and is never pale or “washed out”. She has absolutely no interest in guys younger than her cuz she knows they’re too immature for her. She gets straight A’s in school without even trying cuz she’s just THAT GIRL. She’s always down to talk. Go to her for advice cuz she always knows what to do. She will never lie to you ( except maybe about her past). Become friends with her and you won’t regret it. Marry that girl cus I can’t...

Guy 1: look at her, she’s so fun and just flat out gorgeous

Guy 2: yeah I know, she’s such a Savannah McGuire

by Swirrlygymnast1424 October 20, 2020

lizzy mcguire

scroll up the lizm, dawgs

“put the fire to lizzy mcguire and get higher… light the liz, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor October 5, 2022

gaby mcguire

gaby mcguire is incredible. she is sweet, kind, beautiful, selfless, caring, funny and my everything. her laugh makes everyone smile even though she hates it, and her music taste is immaculate. i will forever love that girl with my whole heart.

gaby mcguire is the best person to ever live.

by <3gmac March 12, 2022

Coochie McGuire

The name of the female vagina.

My Coochie McGuire hurts after last night with Tyrone.

by Emdawg23443 October 12, 2021

Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.

Justin McGuire is a God!

by Ler Hit May 31, 2021