John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

scott mayer

different breed. # built different. If your were half the man of scott mayer you would be a whole village

“Bro did you see the way he ate those wicked wings. Thats a scott mayer moment”

by Annefranklime November 5, 2020

The Jason Mayer Effect

A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.

Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!

"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."

by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022

Maya a.k.a. Mayer

An extremely lazy, but very good girl (feline), who loves her boxes.

"Maya a.k.a. Mayer is da girl of da world...she's a box Mayee!"

by ladykittymeow June 9, 2021

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008

oscar mayer

A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog

If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner

by hollysprings February 24, 2010