Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 05, 2022

Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men

Did you do the matteo pompilii last night

by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023

matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe

- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano

by iaintnodamnsecratary January 08, 2017

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 06, 2024

Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.

I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.

by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021

Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".

Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022