Matteo

kid that calls logan bad at valorgay

Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay

by Matteo............... September 24, 2020

Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018

Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p

"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"

by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024