Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

don matteo

The hottest prete of all time

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021

Matteo

Absolute unit.

I love Matteo

by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023

Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.

"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."

by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 7, 2025

matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe

- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano

by iaintnodamnsecratary January 7, 2017

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 2, 2025