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Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him
by borisgg October 21, 2013
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slark martyr

A great rock band from Louisville, KY. Unknown to most, but give them beer and they will rock!
enjoy Slark Martyr while cleaning up the kitchen or making a mess in the garage.
by slark January 6, 2008
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Martyred Incel

A Martyred Incel is typically an introvert, academic, or, for lack of a better term, nerd who is labeled an Incel by his classmates because of his visible lack of motivation regarding relationships and social interaction.

This is a simple lack of communication between those who are labeling and he who is being labeled. Those who are labeling don't understand he who is being labeled enough to know his intentions, goals, and philosophies. And he who is being labeled doesn't care enough to try and prove himself. The result is a boy who is martyred because of his own ideas on life. Because he doesn't emphasize relationship building and socializing as everyone else does, he is given the label of Incel.

In reality, a Martyred Incel is just trying to get through. He doesn't emphasize relationships and socializing as much as the crowd does. He probably sees women as equals to men, and therefore gives them no special attention. It could even be that he doesn't want to be in a relationship period.
Boy: I met that kid yesterday, he was very polite.

Girl: How? He's a fucking incel, can't you tell, he doesn't talk to anyone.

Boy: Just because he doesn't talk to anyone doesn't mean he's an Incel. Your making him a Martyred Incel.

Girl: Whatever. Any boy who doesn't follow the ideals of the rest of us are incels.
by BelegMaethor July 19, 2019
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fart martyr

Someone who dies and gives up their own life for a fart.
Hey man i didn't know Osama was a Fart martyr.
by The dude who eats Kittens March 24, 2009
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cyber-martyr

One who feels destined and has a craving to metaphorically die and/or suffer great punishment for a personal cause (normally some variation of religion) in Internet chat rooms and message boards.
Get a life cyber-martyr
by clemster August 22, 2007
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Anti-Martyr

Someone that does a mass murder-suicide, apparently while representing a group like say, Hindus. While in reality belonging to another group like, say Muslims that want the world to hate Hindus and wish to start a culture war. Or, the murderer could be from a third party in disguise, like atheist socialists that want both of them to wipe each-other out. Either way, this is a form of black propaganda.
"Hindu" shoots up Sikh neighborhood, actually a Shi'ite Muslim? Anti-Martyr.
by El Bro February 12, 2009
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retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.
If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr
by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016
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