A marketing method/faux pas wherein the marketing team makes it a policy to treat their customers like shit, until one day a berated customer lets powerful people in the industry know of these practices, or a singular incident goes viral, and the bad PR effectively ruins that marketing person/team/company's chance of ever working in that industry again.
Joe:
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.
John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.
John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.
by dogfish83 December 31, 2011
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Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."
by Someone in IT January 6, 2008
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In marketing, there is no such thing as a 'lie', only exaggerations!
In marketing, there is no such thing as a 'lie', only exaggerations!
by Quisinart July 15, 2006
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Get the Marcelin mug.1) A mage in training
2) A fully qualified mage who is deemed unworthy to have such a title (used as an insult by higher mages)
2) A fully qualified mage who is deemed unworthy to have such a title (used as an insult by higher mages)
1) I am a mageling studying at Harvard
2) Get out of my sight, you stupid unworthy mageling. Get back to your mother
2) Get out of my sight, you stupid unworthy mageling. Get back to your mother
by Lee Simi July 24, 2004
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It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services
PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit
Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit
Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
by fuckub May 3, 2014
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