Maynard

A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .

Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!

by Maynframe December 6, 2018

Maynard

Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.

Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"

by mattsnow July 15, 2008

mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

by d-cup April 22, 2004

Manyerd

Insult used in the direction of those you feel are below you.

Tommy McKnight is a Manyerd.

by Rein April 22, 2003

mancard

The man card is one of the most important things in a man's life. Possesed almost exlusively by single or unmarried men, to say you have a man card means you're still one of the boys/men; you hang out, do as you wish, spend your money on yourself, play football, drink heavily, and answer to nobody but yourself.

'Poor Rick, its so sad to see him without his man-card. Ever since he got married and had his card revoked, he's just not the same. I could swear he walks with a limp, and I never see him outside of work..'

see also; wuss, pussy whipped, slave, tool

by Zeus November 11, 2004

maynard

A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.

Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*

by N_Maynard October 5, 2005

Maynard

A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.

Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?

by JDizzzle April 23, 2006