cock molestor

One who enjoys hopping on random cocks, either using the mouth or the asshole.

Casey is a total cock molestor!

by cockmolestor April 27, 2009

MapleStory

The polar opposite of RuneScape. It is an MMORPG that you will have fun playing, then stop for whatever reason and never want to play again. On the contrary, RuneScape is a game that isn't really fun to play but you'll always come back to it when you're bored.

A: "Hey, wanna go do something productive with our lives?"
B: "Nah, playing MapleStory."
A: "KK, I'll ask again in a month"
B: "Sure thing, I'll probably be tired of stabbing tree stumps with butter knives by then."

by Eclair Blanc June 6, 2010

Movie Molestor

Someone who disrupts the movie going experience by adding their own soundtrack and or actions such as texting, talking or escorting underage children.

The theater was packed with Movie Molestors. So many babies crying, cellphones ringing and texting, we couldn't even enjoy the film.

by D. Snyder October 16, 2008

Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard

look at the legendary Ear Molestor

by Ear Rapist October 4, 2018

Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

metal molestor

a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?
Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

by metalprotector April 27, 2009

MapleStory

MapleStory, commonly known as MapleDick, is a really gay Anime influenced game created by gay ass Korean game developers especially made for no lives who hibernate from Club Dickhead (formerly known as Club Penguin). Basically a rape MMOPOS(Massively Multiplayer Online Piece Of Shit) that promotes pedophilia and crap. Yeah, "pedophilia" because you have the ability to get married with 40-year old virgins that you've never met. "Crap", because you can buy items based off of shit, Poo stick, Golden Poo hat, etc. Hell, this game should be Rule 34'd, but it probably has been since it's been around for 5 years. That aside, you'll get addicted to it more than you'll get addicted to Marijuana. And if you, that's fine by me, you be happy with your 10+ year old noobs who masturbate to 16-bit pixels all day.

Representing "Pedophilia" in MapleDick(MapleStory):

Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.

Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?

Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...

Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k

-RAPED-

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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?

The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.

The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-

The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-

The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...

by TheWisestLad August 16, 2010