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Magician

noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.
by The Magician September 10, 2008
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This is when you have mounted your girl doggy style. As you are going at itm spit on her back and make her think you are done. Then when she turns around you shoot your wad into her eye, and yell Alla Kazam!
I just gave that bitch Molly the magican right in her eye.
by Mexican Ninja October 25, 2006
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magic man

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis
Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.
by JRossi December 31, 2007
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The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 5, 2006
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Magician

1: A party entertainer who amuses party-goers with small feats of slight of hand.
2: A true practitioner of magic. A lost art in today's world.
1: "That magic trick you did at the party last night was awesome!"
2: "That man is a true Magician in every sense of the word. His spell was perfect."
by ILTKid November 19, 2011
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short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
by abyssion8 February 25, 2010
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Magic Man

A man who controls magic. The nickname of a driver in Talledaga Nights. A person who is a master of illusion and can trick into see things that didn't really happen, just like weed.
Harry Potter is a magic man. He also cries like a bitch when he sees Voldemort.

Bob: Weed is magical. I get good ideas when I smoke it.
by Aeilspear March 1, 2008
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