by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017
Get the horse magic baby juice mug.The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.
"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
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by WolfPoet December 17, 2023
Get the magic bean juice mug.Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024
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by Odious December 22, 2010
Get the Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) mug.The seemingly magical ability of plain and or homely female Japanese expatriates to capture the hearts of Caucasian or African-American males. There has been some speculation that Jap Magic is actually a viral pathogen created by Unit 731, the biological warfare program of the Imperial Japanese Army. In 1943, as it became clear Japan was losing the war, Emperor Hirohito, fearing the extinction of the Japanese race, ordered Unit 731 to develop a program to ensure the genetic survival of the Japanese. The results of this mandate is Jap Magic. It is suspected that Jap Magic has mutated into several strains, the broader - Yellow Fever strain and perhaps more surprisingly, the deadly strain that infects primarily African-American males - Fat White Chick Fever.
"What's up with that John Lennon - Yoko Ono thing...."
"Hah - that's a classic and sad case of Jap Magic"
"Hah - that's a classic and sad case of Jap Magic"
by Doctor Yamamoto October 28, 2009
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