Bam Margera

Star of MTV's Jackass, the CKY series of videos, MTV series Viva La Bam, and pro skater. Obsessed with Finnish band HIM.

Bam Margera owns a Mercedes S-55 AMG (which he calls his HIMcedes HIM-55), a Hummer H3 (his HIMmer H3), and a purple Lamborghini Gallardo (his HIMborghini HIMardo, or Bamborghini Margallardo), the latter of which he had Billy Idol saw the roof off.

by HIMrarri August 30, 2008

magrat

The queen of Lancre, wife to King Verence, and mother to Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling. Former third witch (the virgin) of the Lancre coven, gave that up when she got married and was replaced by Agnes Nitt. Kicker of elven ass when inspired by fictional warrior queens. Magrat was trained by Goodie Whemper. She wears a green dress, has tangled blonde hair, squinty eyes, and a red nose.

Magrat: Go ahead, bake my quiche.

by Aeaea September 29, 2003

Maverak

A nickname used by Ford Automobile Collectors for the 2 door version of Ford Maverick with the optional 302 V8 of the early 70s. One of the quicker cars of the early 70s. The nickname is derived from the similiarly performing but more expensive Maserati Merak. The Merak was produced from 1974-1982.

I just dusted a Trans Am with the Maverak.

by Joe Iron June 7, 2007

bam margera

Bam Margera is a producer, director, and skater. He has stared or created movies and tv shows like Haggard, CKY, Jackass, Jackass: The Movie, Jackass 2, Viva La Bam, and Bam's Unholy Union. He also hosts a radio show called Radio Bam on SIRIUS. His closest friends are Raab himself, Rake Yohn, Brandon Dicamillo, Ryan Dunn, Villa Valo, And Brandon Novak. His wife is named missy. Some of his popular relatives are Jess Margera (Brother), Ape and Phil Margera (Mom and Dad respectivly), Don vito (Uncle). Bam is from west chester PA. His family was poor and they lived in a trialor park but with his success with his videos and skateboarding he and his family live a celebritzed life. He is famous for his terrorizing his parents and his friends and doing crazy stunts and skateboarding. Bam Dropped out of high school but was forced by his parents to earn his GED.

Teacher: Who is a popular skateboarder who messes with his parents?
Student: Bam Margera!
Teacher: Correct.

by sloanerman11 May 29, 2007

madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.

Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!

by Raleseau January 4, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011