Marf

Marf is the absolute luckiest and greediest kid there is. Maxs brother takes all my dollars I only have 600 BRO THATS COMPARED TO YOU GUYS I’m only up 70 BRO IM COMPARING IT TO WHAT I WAS UP BEFORE marf I absolutely despise you

I FUCKING HATE MARF

by SALK IS UGLY April 15, 2023

MARF

a male/female who is intrigued or aroused by the smell of food will eat anything in its way or ask randomly in the worst times if someone has snacks.

Yo! you see that MARF eyeballing my lunch

by yattedyatteduo Y September 4, 2018

Marf

the act of “sleep walking” into people’s rooms, then doing sexual things to them. but it’s not illegal because u were sleep walking.

gabi: oh my god u just raped me
mmm: omg i was alseep, i think i marfed u

by MARFMLK May 23, 2024

Marf

Basically it's Otha's version of "scarfing" down some food, the only way he can.

Man duuuuuuuuuude.... I got really high and totally marfed down a gallon of ice cream, two pizzas, a pound of M&M's and a bucket of chicken wings in one sitting!

by soggynachosdirtyunderwear March 3, 2011

Marf

A meaningless nickname for a quiet/shy person who is intellectual and doesn't talk much.

Sally: Hey, who's that quiet girl in science?
John: Oh, we just call her Marf.
Sally: Marf?
John: Yeah it's a nickname for a shy brainiac.

by Anonymously smooth April 26, 2010