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You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
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You Win Some, You Luge Some

A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?

Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.

PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
by goldie1 February 22, 2010
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Wet Luge

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard
She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge
by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021
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Back Luge

When you bust a nut on your partners back and another person luges it like a shot
Hey babe let’s try a back luge with Jessica
by HeadLeo15 July 22, 2022
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luge

I always use this to mean "largely huge".

People I know have adopted it to.
Man! That butt is luge!!! It's luge!!!
What a luge butt!!!
by kojam1 November 1, 2020
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ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.
"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!
by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012
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Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.
The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.
by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011
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