Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.

"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."

by GameGulch July 20, 2006

Sirr loin

Sirr loin is one of the rarest types of man meat. Sweet, tender and juicy yet so tough at the same time.

That sirr loin is delicious even if it is hard to swallow

by Tröuble January 7, 2019

Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.

Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.

by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011

ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another

Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”

by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017

ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up if for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.

(ConJoyin my lions:)she wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins Iso bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters said she would! Should I give her a chance to con joyin my loins or not bro?

by Dadontayte April 23, 2021

smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017