Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.

"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."

by GameGulch July 20, 2006

Loins Mane

The magnificent mane of thick fur which adorns the king of the jungle.

A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.

I was going to give Robert Winston Jr a trim this morning, but I'd feel like half a man without my loins mane.

by Reggie C April 17, 2013

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

Sirr loin

Sirr loin is one of the rarest types of man meat. Sweet, tender and juicy yet so tough at the same time.

That sirr loin is delicious even if it is hard to swallow

by Tröuble January 7, 2019

loin's share

A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.

Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017