liseth

The most amazing and sweet girl you could ever met.She's the best at everything she does,she's a great bestfriend and someone you can trust.

Liseth Is My Main,
My Bestfriend,
My Trustie,
My Sister,
My Bitch.
She's All I Need
She's Taken By Me Back Off ! -Mariana

You should take care of your Liseth there is only one in the world.

by Yxvngmula_ May 26, 2014

freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008

Whine List

A list of movies or other works that magazine readers claim were ignored when editors compiled a ranking of superlatives.

After Rolling Stone named the 500 Best Albums of the 20th Century, the Whine List of letters claiming "You left out..." or "I can't believe Sgt. Pepper is ranked..." ran on for three pages.

Entertainment Weekly published a Whine List of letters following its naming of the 50 Sexiest Films.

by Chingaleta December 21, 2008

jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 27, 2008

List of Pussy Grabbers

If you don't want your pussy to be grabbed (so you are a person with human decency in public) avoid all people on this list.
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump

Georgia: oMg nOOOO BRENDA TRURURUMP IS ON THE LIST OF PUSSY GRABBERS! HEE LYVES IN MWY CITY!!!!1!1!!1!1
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!

by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020

tap list

A figurative list of guys/girls you want to have sexual relations with. See tap.

Jake Gyllehaal is on my tap list.

Dat bitch Rihanna is on my tap list.

by Crazybexual May 13, 2006

skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.

The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".

by MatthiasFW January 9, 2008