"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
by backotruck November 2, 2011
Get the Fartistic Licensemug. by Tarballwalf September 28, 2019
Get the trash with licensemug. A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015
Get the Autocorrect licensemug. The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.
Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?
Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!
Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!
by AJFreeway March 1, 2008
Get the licensing agreementmug. A tattoo, usually located at the base of a female's (generally one of loose character) neck. Used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style sex.
by mjoblio May 31, 2004
Get the License Platemug. 1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."
The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
Get the cool licensemug. Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)
How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!
Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)
Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.
fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
Get the Gunting licensemug.