Lettis

(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!

Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(

by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024

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Wy du sailent letrs egzist

When you want to Google: "Why do silent letters exist", but you are either dyslexic, or you just wanna spell it out and not add silent letters, just for fun.

Hmm I wonder what would happen if I typed this... "Wy du sailent letrs egzist" It autocorrected it! Maybe I'm not the only one.

by Alexwitdadefinits April 8, 2024

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