Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

Lemon

A sour/bitter person inside and out.

Gavin just stole my homework.

Man, he's such a lemon.

by mel_ June 15, 2017

Lemon

An enby friends name, they’re the best! They’re sweet and artistic. Kinda sarcastic but mostly the peace maker. They prolly got their name from Lemon Boy by Cavetown

Person 1: “did you see the drawing Lemon drew me?”
Person 2: Lemon is sweet and artistic like that.”

by VixTheEnby September 26, 2020

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemon

Y’all need holy water bitch. Like seriously, your gonna need some therapy after you read it.

God I wish Jesus would forgive me for writing that lemon fic. I NEED SO MUCH HOLY WATER! HALP!

by blurryfacewhocares September 16, 2018

Lemon

A car that is painted so bright, the observer's eyes turn acidic and begin to water.

I pull up in a lemon. Not 'cause she ain't living, it's just your eyes get acidic. -Pharrell

by eilliw21 May 16, 2018

Lemon

The fruit that life gives you. If you shall be so lucky to receive lemons, make them combustible. Then make life take them back. Get mad. Burn life's house down. With the lemons.

When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back.

by N1ckHouston February 17, 2015